I'm not really here, and you're not really reading this

Look, I'm supposed to be on my way to the gym. I promised my best friend I would be there this morning. So, I'm not really here blogging, okay? If anyone asks, you did not read this post. It's 6:45 a.m. I'm really at the gym on the treadmill or stairmaster. I am not on my laptop reading blogs, commenting, and posting. Seriously.